Sande or Sande i Vestfold is a village in Holmestrand Municipality in Vestfold county, Norway. The village is located along the Sandebukta bay off the Ytre Oslofjord about 60 kilometres (37 mi) south of Oslo. There are several nearby villages around Sande including the villages of Klever and Eikeberg about 7 kilometres (4.3 mi) to the north, the village of Selvik about 4 kilometres (2.5 mi) to the southeast, the town of Holmestrand about 10 kilometres (6.2 mi) to the south, and the village of Hof about 10 kilometres (6.2 mi) to the west. The European route E18 highway and the Vestfoldbanen railway line both past through the village of Sande.
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